What movies have not aged well?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

So I’m getting piano lessons and my teacher wants me to get an upright piano instead of a keyboard. An upright piano is way above my price range, so what do I do? And what’s the difference between an upright piano and a keyboard?

Dr No

You Only Live Twice

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why is America so fucked up?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Goldfinger

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why won't my mom let me come home if I'm homeless?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What's an underrated/unknown novel or series that you think deserves more attention?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”She is very sexyful!”

What measures are shipping companies taking to navigate around conflict zones like the Red Sea and Black Sea?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

How should you handle a situation where your friend tells you they like someone who also likes you? Should you tell them or continue as normal?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Moonraker

-J W Pepper

Why is there no great temptress figure in any of Tolkien’s major works?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Live and Let Die

What are some other ways to respond to someone saying "thank you" besides "de rien" or "vous êtes bienvenue"?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-All the bad guys are black.

Why do Argentinians use "vos" instead of "tú" in informal speech?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Octopussy

Why is my vagina swollen, it’s very itchy. I had sex we used protection, but day after it felt like my insides had a heartbeat as well as itching, the pulsing has went away but it is still itchy and my discharge is yellow, i'm 15, what could it be?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

I caught my neighbor leaving his 12-year-old son home alone and he has not come back in 6 hours. Should I call CPS?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

From Russia With Love

A View to a Kill